stoolcannon
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Subject: Tehfunk sits down with Fedor before his upcoming bout with Arlovski Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:11 am |
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Tehfunk: Fedor, thanks for taking the time for the interview. I know you've been hard at work pounding down ice cream cones and racing your teammates to the all you can eat borscht buffet.
How is your training regimen going?

Tehfunk: Wow, that's amazing. I have to say that it really shows, especially when you wore your new sweater to yesterday's press conference.
Can you tell me a little bit about thoughts on your upcoming bout with Andrei Arlovksi? He's one of your toughest tests yet and I'd love some insight into your gameplan going into the fight.

Tehfunk: ....
Tehfunk: .....uh...that's great Fedor. As the number one pound for pound fighter in the world you are entitled to your own preferences. Of course you're kidding though. You would never actually have homosexual relations with another man....

Tehfunk: ....
Tehfunk: I think that's all we've got time for today. Thanks Fedro and good luck on Saturday.
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Subject: Re: Tehfunk sits down with Fedor before his upcoming bout with Arlovski Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:13 am |
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Subject: Re: Tehfunk sits down with Fedor before his upcoming bout with Arlovski Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:56 am |
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He seems pretty pumped for this fight.
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Subject: Re: Tehfunk sits down with Fedor before his upcoming bout with Arlovski Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:56 pm |
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This is an outrage!
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Subject: Re: Tehfunk sits down with Fedor before his upcoming bout with Arlovski Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:38 pm |
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What a laid back persona.
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Subject: Re: Tehfunk sits down with Fedor before his upcoming bout with Arlovski Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:20 pm |
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LOL
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