Where Does BJ "I Quit" Penn Go from Here???

Subject: Where Does BJ "I Quit" Penn Go from Here??? Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:35 pm

I say he should stay at WW. I mean, he's only 0-3 in the division since his somewhat flukish win over Hughes, what was that, ten years ago? Or maybe he could ask Dana for some more preferential treatment (1.st fight back: No. 1 contender bout at WW; 2nd fight back: title bout after losing WW No. 1 contender bout; 3rd fight back: No. 1 contender bout at LW; 4th fight back: title shot at LW; 5th fight back: Unification title match) by asking for those fights at MW or LHW he's always wanted with Franklin and Wanderlei. I mean, whether those fights would be at MW or LHW would clearly be up to Wand and Franklin, because BJ will fight anywhere; he's just that crazy good.

But, imo, WW is the best option. I think he'd do great in being dominated by the elite of that weight class before quitting between rounds i.e., submitting/tapping. Then he could even leave the cage in a hurry without so much as acknowledging what just happened like the spoiled little brat we've all come to know and love. I mean, basically what we saw in this weekend's fight was some bigger kid beating up on poor little SilverspoonJay Penn until Baby Penn's family said, BJ's had enough, please Mr. GPS, stop hurting on him, he's just a baby, we're gonna take him home now.

Yessir, the future is bright for this guy! I hope he's learned his lesson that where he belongs is amongst bigger, more talented men, because, Geez, can he sport a cut and bloody nose like no other. I mean, the guy was just made for fighting, especially the getting-your-ass-kicked part of it.

Have fun in the hospital, BJ, while Georges is in da club. And remember: You quit between rounds, you're a little bitch.
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it was fixed.
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Oh, I forgot to mention: Congratulations to Team Quitter! Your names show up on my computer screen about as well as your boy's "heart and spirit" did in the ring this weekend. Kudos.
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Garfunkel Fan Cumbeards Received: 22972

I think I am going to move this in-depth analysis to our MMA portal. Great work, bob.

Last edited by Rector LL on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:43 am; edited 1 time in total

I am serious about this, seriously.
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I think BJ penn fucked bob's girlfriend.
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That was before she and I met, and plus, she said he quit before she could finish pushing his shit in.
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Well at least BJ is still rich.
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feeep

Great, Non biased analysis Robert. This is the first time that I saw this gem. Kudos.
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I think BJ's really been pre-occupied with getting Hawaii to seceed from the US. Once that's done and he's the president, he'll be refocused and re-energized and we'll really see a huge difference in his game. Plus, once they've declared war on Canada and nuked them, GS the cheater Peen will no longer be an impediment to him ruling the welterweight division. He's a strategic ganius and I am fucking serious about this, you'll see.
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"he logged out you retarded shitheap"-Juddy J

SOURCE!
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www.sourmath.com
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"he logged out you retarded shitheap"-Juddy J

That's one incredible source you've got there.
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You're gosh darn tootin it is. Only people truly in the MMA elite know of it's existence. They're the first news source that broke the Cecil Peeples/Ivan Salaverry gay tryst fiasco. If your in the know, that's where you go.
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"he logged out you retarded shitheap"-Juddy J

I just bookmarked it. I will never forget you for this, Scorchbaby. Never.
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T T T (Go Lawson Yourself)
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LW Champeen

uh, he was LW champeen before this thread was made. selfpwn, ponytail guy
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Guest

he will fucking murder diego
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Diego by mad hammerfists to the dome, 42.5 seconds into round 1
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"he logged out you retarded shitheap"-Juddy J

stfu. Diego sucks.
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Diego by general insanity via swan kick 5.3 seconds into round two imo
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"he logged out you retarded shitheap"-Juddy J

finally some good mma talk in this forum
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diego by chi and blunt powered flying knee

Diego by making faces
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